Sarcastic Dogood

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

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Turn Down for Chocolate

sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

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Anonymous said: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

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